𝓓𝓪𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓥𝓸𝓵𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸 News Archives

• 2023
  • March
    • Twitter Files éxposé reveals collusion by former government officials, NATO governments, weapons manufacturers and MSM journalists to run a ‘censorship-industrial complex’
    • If you want to donate to Ukraine, send money to the Salvation Army, not the Ukrainian Army
    • FBI ordered investigator to destroy exculpatory evidence to frame victims of J6 ‘poor boys’ honeypot scheme
    • Video footage released by House speaker McCarthy exonerates January 6 protestors — Botox Bunny Nancy Pelosi claimed there were no other recordings!
    • One of America's most loathsome politicians and the world's smuggest reptilian loses re-election
  • February
    • Nutball jury foreman exposes judicial conspiracy to frame Donald Trump
    • Modi's Himalayan blunder — Entire towns slide and sink because of Char Dham road project
    • US continues to loot Syrian oil, gas and farm produce while earthquake victims continue to suffer from lack of aid
    • Iranian drone makers lose access to highly prized US lawnmower technology
  • January
    • World's most peaceful dictator Elensky's role in the assassination of loyal negotiator?
    • USA sez it will bypass its own sanctions against Russia
• 2022
  • December
    • Air India's massive order for Boeing jets will bankrupt India's banking system!
    • Sciencesters-led Modi govt tells court that it is not liable for injuries and deaths caused by vaccines it had approved and mandated
  • November
    • Lesbian-Girlish-Bestialist-Transformer-Necrophiliac-Objectifier (LGBTNO) puss community should try to legitimize marriages to animals, dead bodies and non-living things
    • Dumbocrats should stuff the ballots and ‘win’ the mid-term elections! Stick to the plan!
  • October
    • Europeans should over throw their tiny tyrants or they are going to freeze to death
    • All American fighter/bomber/surveillance aircraft are full of Chinese parts — Secret RFID tags in them will glow like giant beacons when the ‘stealth’ planes try to sneak under Chinese radars
    • US CDC data contradict Dr. Faucist on whether COVID vaccines can prevent infection (FALSE), transmission (FALSE), and severe illness (FALSE), hospitalization (FALSE) or death (DATA NOT RELEASED)
  • September
    • Burismaiden administration has yanked the webserver hosting the latest Strategic Petroleum Reserve status
    • By attributing increased incidence of blood clots found by embalmers to coronavirus rather than to its vaccines, fact-checkers unintentionally acknowledge that the vaccines are useless!
    • THE END IS NEAR — After seizing Russian forex reserves, Federal Reserve is forced to raise interest rates FOREVER because foriegners are unwilling to fund the US deficit!
  • August
    • Dr. Faucist must be investigated for deliberately infecting homos with AIDS virus
    • Twitter created false statistics to fool advertisers!
  • July
    • Burismaiden laundering Ukraine foreign aid money back to his gas industry cronies
    • Botox Bunny Nancy Palooza evades questions on how her husband invested $5 million in semiconductor stocks just as she steers $52 billion in subsidies
    • US military kills one of those non-existent 𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖘
    • #IToldYouSo! Just like I predicted, FBI unleashed one of its shooters and attacked Amerika… on its Independence Day!
  • June
    • Burismaiden's poll number have slipped to the twenties — Does the FBI have any more shooters to unleash on Amerika?
    • Lisa Page memo shows Comey and his FBI team deliberately misled Congress to further the Russia hoax
    • If China is removing its lockdown and letting its economy go back to normal, what will happen to crude oil price? Will other commodity prices shoot up too?
  • May
    • New cofee-table book ‘Adults Say The Dumbest Things’ by Moral Volcano published
    • Despite proven ballot stuffing by Democrats, do-nothing Republicans head on to mid-term elections like lamb to slaughter
  • April
    • Payments 💰💰💰💰 made by FBI ⋖(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)⋗ to fake actors/agents/informants in the bogus Whitmer kidnapping case should be returned 🙄
    • ☠Dead Man Walking: Former Clinton campaign lawyer Sussmann is being used as a sacrificial goat 🐐 to protect CIA, FBI, DoJ, State, DoD, NSA and other govt employees who conspired to smear Trump
    • US defense department claims they spent $200 million since 2005 on 46 Ukrainian biolabs, not to develop new weapons or test existing ones, but to destroy stocks left by the Soviet Union in 1991! 🙄
    • Shy US treasury official 😢 fondly hopes Russians will suffer despite disappointment 😭 with rouble currency rising to pre-invasion levels
  • March
    • Youtube, run by a woman 🐍 who tricked a blind person 🙄 into giving a self-sponsored 🏆 ‘Freedom Expression’ award, bans India's WION TV channel for broadcasting Russian foreign minister's speech 🗨 🔇
    • What about Microsoft's bribery schemes in North America, Europe and Asia? 🌍💰 💰 💰 💰 🤵
    • Benign coronary artery disease (CAD) is exacerbated by COVID vaccines and killing young and old but nobody dare not assign the blame! 🤧 😷 💉 💔
    • Pussified US intel agents shyly indulge in conversation starters (leaks) and press-room theatricals to tell China not to help Russia in Ukraine 🐈 🐤
    • Once again, Congress, SP and BSP will be punished for trusting the foreign-made Hindutva Voting Machines! 👎 😂
    • Melinda (Formerly) Gates blames quack epidemiologist Bill Gates' blackmail… friendship with suicided Epstein for breakup 🤔
  • February
    • The uncanny knack of Indian TV news channels to create comedy in the midst of tragedy! 😭 😱 🗣 🙄
    • May Burismaiden live out the remainder of his term 🙏 ☮ ॐ ☪ ☯ ✝ ✡
    • Apes redefine ‘invasion’ to explain frequent panic attacks of shy intel agents of America 🙈 🙉 🙊
    • Shy US intel agents and US media go full tilt on ‘Russia invasion’ conspiracy theory while Russia asks for invasion dates and Ukraine celebrates alleged invasion day as national holiday! ⋖(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)⋗
    • ‘AOC Tweets Actually’ by Moral Volcano is the #1 Political Humour book on Amazon.com
    • Facebook is MySpace v2.0 and Metaverse is Second Life v2.0 for old people Ծ_Ծ 👎
  • January
    • Tatas get money from government banks to buy government airline! ('◉⌓◉')
    • Shy US intel agents release Russian invasion maps to hyperventilating conspiracy theorists… journalists! (⦾益⦾) ⇒ ⇖ ⇗ ⇘⇚ ⇙ ⋖(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)⋗
    • EU kleptocrats exempt luxury yachts and private jets from carbon tax! (⧁_⧀)
    • Grocery store shelves across America become conspiracy theories ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • Jewish Holocaust 2.0 — This time, Jews do it to themselves! ✡ 💉 ☠ 💊 ✡
• 2021
  • December
    • China and Russia want to dethrone the dollar and end US dominance before Brandon administration's Socialists have a go at it. ✌(☭ ‸ ☭)✌
    • US accuses China of developing tin-foil hat technology!‾\_(@ | @)_/‾
    • Russian troops ready to rumble into Ukraine, shy US intel agents hyperventilate ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ