• More (vaccinated) Americans die in 2021 than unvaccinated did in 2020 from COVID or maybe from the …
• Merck's COVID drug is genotoxic to not just the virus but also to rapidly dividing human cells, such as cancer cells, stem cells, embryonic cells and precursors to gametocytes
• Russian troops ready to rumble into Ukraine, shy US intel agents hyperventilate.
  • New director (ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ) of Cocaine Import Agency (CIA) blames Russia for his tiny wanker gray hair
• The Klaus Schwab School for Tyrants
  • Among the alumni are Emmanuel Macron (France), Nicolas Sarkozy (France), Angela Merkel (Germany), Viktor Orbán (Hungary), Jacinda Ardern (who recently gave New Zealanders permission to go to bathroom if they were visiting friends), liar Tony Blair (UK), Alfred Neuman 2.0 (USA) and Gavin Newsom (California, USA).
  • Sweden and Switzerland likely allowed to go without lockdown because they have already decided to adopt digital currency
• Australia's COVID concentration camps
• Lockdown Nazi bids tearful goodbye from UK government
• Published ‘AOC Tweets Actually: A satirical look at post-woke America in 2024 when the ‘Gang of Four' (formerly ‘The Squad’) takes over the White House’
  

India

• BJP loot gang CM, wife and party in Assam usurps land meant for the poor near Tech City, airport and IIIT
• Judge condemns ham-handed attempts of Delhi Police to implicate Tablighi Jamaat attendees
• Modi govt forces PDS purchase of ‘fortified rice’ (sprayed/blended with ‘nutritients’)
  • Fortified rice — globalist analogue of flouridated water/toothpaste for rice eaters; Forever trying to dope all populations with chemicals. Rice prices likely to multiply just like salt did after WHO's iodization mandate and undid Gandhi's satyagraha legacy of independent salt production
  • Modi govt sells PDS rice to ethanol distilleries at ₹20 per kilo
• Globalist stooge forces hallmarking on jewellery stores - every piece of gold will be marked & tracked with unique ID number; Bet this ID number gets linked to Aadhaar soon!
• Delhi air quality improves… to ‘very poor’ — Ban on Diwali firecrackers did not help but globalist stooges in the media/govt win anyway
• Light Utility Helicopter (LUH) proves itself at world's highest battlefield in Siachen but military wants phoren
• As Modi govt passes IVF law, opposition woke wannabees complain singles and alphabets not able to acquire kids; Are we better off with Modi and their blackmail & loot gang?
• Madras HC wants reinstates NCERT guidelines that erases gender (unisex bathrooms and uniform) and promote puberty blockers and transgenderism
  • Indian apologists gloss over motives and claim unisex toilets are only an additional option and …
  • … ignore the fact that girls in the West have been subject to harassment and risk kidney failure after (trans) males have been given entry to women's toilets and showers
  • National Commission for Protection of Child Rights warned that gender-neutral toilets will enable sexaul assaults and abuse; UNICEF screens movie about homesexual relationships in West Bengal schools!
  • Canada bans rehabilitation therapy for those harmed by gender appropriation propaganda
• Military ambushes the wrong vehicles; over a dozen Nagas dead
  • Families of two survivors threatened from speaking to media by BJP govt
• Streaming platforms show uncertified copies of movies full of filthy language
• Former chief justice Gogoi (who shielded Modi) justifies judging his own case to protect his reputation; Accuser was among those hacked by Modi govt using Israeli Pegasus spyware.

• Mainstream media refuses to admit COVID vaccines represent wishful thinking, not science
• Federal judges have blocked Brandon administration's vaccine mandate for contractors and private businesses
• Russia becomes #2 oil supplier Biden banned Alaskan oil production/exploration efforts in non-wilderness areas on first day as Prez
• Hedge funds dump shares while retail investors pump
  • … top insiders also cash out
  • … management announces buyback and promoters and insiders immediately sell shares
• Maggie Lake was one of CNN's few professional journalists. They eased her out?
  • while Chris Cuomo readies to be ushered back in
  • CNN drops Cuomo like a hot potato
  • Cuomo to sue CNN; NY AG released docs showing CNN anchor planning to use media contacts help brother (then NY governor) fight sexual harassment allegations
  • Cuomo claims CNN chief Zucker knew
  • Don Lemon accuser says CNN tried to settle multiple times. Also threatened and doxxed him
• January 6th ‘insurrection’: Just like 9/11 and 26/11, someone in the government prevented dispatch of forces so that maximum damage could be done
• Tesla edited out crash from autopilot promo video

World

• Latest Israeli warcrime: Airstrikes on Syrian port
• The Scottish independence party wants to incarcerate Scots in their homes
• The Marine Le Pen distractor that MSM stooges love to hate
• A team of 1000 Israelis worked to trick Iranians into attacking their own nuclear facility
• European countries extradite hundreds of Taiwanese citizens to Communist China

Finance

• Modi bows to pressure from globalists and does U-turn on crypto?
• Ambani discovers that he is a big believer in crypto
  • India's richest guy wants govt subsidy to sell his phones for the ‘poor’
• Vodafone stock rises 50% in a few days
• Modi loot gang govt seeks to make private arbitration panels more powerful with Draft Mediation Bill
  • Bowing to private judges, former PWC employee and now FM Nirmala Sitharaman wants to shower tens of billions of dollars on Vodafone and Cairns UK! Even Devas Multimedia accused in Antrix deal stands to gain windfall!
  • Reliance Infrastructure asks SC to attach Delhi Metro assets to extract arbitration award
• When Modi kleptocrats govt talks of a ‘strategic sale’, the implication is that the buyer is a foregone choice and the sale price will be artificially low

Science & Technology

• Facebook abetted Rohingaya Muslim genocide by Burmese military, alleges $150-billion class-action lawsuit filed in California
• Californians consumes most oil from Amazon rainforests
• The gold standard RT-PCR test is based on false science
• Linux doomed with Rust
• Morons looking pretty dumb after server outage locks out their Amazon ‘smart’ homes

Funniculous

• Unfunnyman Trevor Noah branded anti-vaxxer for questioning Moderna's Omicron dreams
• Buzzfeed listicle writers union seek to derail SPAC
  • ‘Learn to code,’ Obama advises
• Parody author tops alphabet bestseller list on Amazon
• Diversity, equity and inclusion teams among the first 900 dumped by Better.com in Zoom call
• 40 camels disqualified in beauty competition

Videos

• Indian brands from the colonial era 📻
• Chicks on the right: Psak attack 📻
• Climate Change teen Greta Thunberg's message — expletives deleted, bleeped & subtitled
• Rachel Maddow crying — disturbing offscreen footage

Created: 1 December 2021 | Updated: 15 December 2021

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