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• Electric trucks? In India? Total failure/disaster waiting to happen!
  Uneconomical operating costs and charging downtime will prove the scheme to be a failure. At best, electric trucks will take several days to charge and overburden the power grid.
• Faceless conman yogi, backed by Finance Ministry officials, ran NSE by proxy for several years
  
• Burismaiden administration moves close to removing the stigma on bestiality — Chunk Yogurt would approve
  
• Neo-Nazi militias trained by Cocaine Import Agency will shoot down a civilian airline in the next few weeks
  
• Modi govt evades legal scrutiny by resorting to 'sealed cover' evidence in MediaOne censorship case!
  This is akin to Communist secret courts and secret judgements.
• South African doctor who discovered Omicron was pressured by UK & EU government scientists not to reveal its mildness
  
• Prime Gopher Justin Trudeau comes out of hiding! Canucks celebrate as some provinces reluctantly end COVID restrictions!
  Thank you, brave truckers!
• My satire book ‘AOC Tweets Actually’ is the #1 Political Humour title on Amazon.com!
  The print-replica Kindle version of my coffee-table book is FREE FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS!
  Favourable ratings have mysteriously disappeared but bad reviews perform favourably for the intended audience. Three of my books are bestsellers in the Political Humour category.
• Deranged Leftists running GoFundMe attempt to grab millions raised by supporters of protesting Canadian truckers so they can fund Leftist campaigns!
  After offering to make refunds only when specifically requested, the fundraising platform decided to refund all donations. Alternative platform GiveSendGo.com has offered to support truckers despite DDOS attacks.
• Like the BBC pre-announcing the collapse of WTC-7, Bloomberg pre-announces Russia's invasion of Ukraine only to sheepishly retract it later
  It seems that dire predictions of Russian invasion are made to pre-empt a planned Ukrainian attack of rebel-held Donbass region.
  
• RT's FOIA finds that despite evidence of strangulation, Bureau of Prisons wrongly ruled Epstein's death as suicide
  

India 🇮🇳 ⇧

• Electric trucks? In India? Total failure/disaster waiting to happen!
  Uneconomical operating costs and charging downtime will prove the scheme to be a failure. At best, electric trucks will take several days to charge and overburden the power grid.
• When the Law does not appreciate the various shades of abuse and paints every crime with the ‘assualt’ brush
  … Law ministry officials should take a course in English.
• Modi govt evades legal scrutiny by resorting to 'sealed cover' evidence in MediaOne censorship case!
  This is akin to Communist secret courts and secret judgements.

USA 🇺🇸 ⇧

• Burismaiden administration moves close to removing the stigma on bestiality — Chunk Yogurt would approve
  
• White House says Russia could invade Ukraine this week, last week or anytime Burismaiden is having a bad time
  
• RT's FOIA finds that despite evidence of strangulation, Bureau of Prisons wrongly ruled Epstein's death as suicide
  

Economy 💰 ⇧

• SpiceJet does not have money to pay employees, goverment and suppliers but promoter has funds to pay Kalanithi Maran?
  
• Faceless conman yogi, backed by Finance Ministry officials, ran NSE by proxy for several years
  
• Chinese and Korean companies, who dominate the Indian mobile phone market, generate false invoices to avoid tax
  
• Deranged Leftists running GoFundMe attempt to grab millions raised by supporters of protesting Canadian truckers so they can fund Leftist campaigns!
  After offering to make refunds only when specifically requested, the fundraising platform decided to refund all donations. Alternative platform GiveSendGo.com has offered to support truckers despite DDOS attacks.

World 🗺 ⇧

• Neo-Nazi militias trained by Cocaine Import Agency will shoot down a civilian airline in the next few weeks
  
• South African doctor who discovered Omicron was pressured by UK & EU government scientists not to reveal its mildness
  
• Prime Gopher Justin Trudeau comes out of hiding! Canucks celebrate as some provinces reluctantly end COVID restrictions!
  Thank you, brave truckers!

Computers/Internet 💻 ⇧

• 40 out of 49 Starlink Internet Satellites (owned by Elon Musk) destined to crash to Earth
  
• India finally realises the danger posed by drones!
  Drones can be used against infrastructure, military facilties and even politicians in power. Governments should start cheap drone-rental services so that civilian use can safely flourish. DJI, the biggest Chinese manufacturer of drones, ensures that its drones do not conflict with their military interests. The drones that they export are essentially espionage hardware.
• My satire book ‘AOC Tweets Actually’ is the #1 Political Humour title on Amazon.com!
  The print-replica Kindle version of my coffee-table book is FREE FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS!
  Favourable ratings have mysteriously disappeared but bad reviews perform favourably for the intended audience. Three of my books are bestsellers in the Political Humour category.

Comic Relief 🤣 ⇧

• Like the BBC pre-announcing the collapse of WTC-7, Bloomberg pre-announces Russia's invasion of Ukraine only to sheepishly retract it later
  It seems that dire predictions of Russian invasion are made to pre-empt a planned Ukrainian attack of rebel-held Donbass region.
  

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Created: 6 February, 2022
Updated: 15 February, 2022