• Grocery store shelves across America become conspiracy theories
• Central bank doofus says inflation fire caused by COVID lockdown and vaccine mandate can be doused with rising interest rates! Good luck, moron!
• Russians and Americans pull out from Indian Coast Guard helicopter race! Modi once again skews a defence contract. Foreigners know the outcome of Indian elections before Indians do.
• California & Connecticut let ‘asymptomatic’ COVID-positive nurses to come back after vaccine mandate leaves hospitals without adequate staff. Globalist shyence is flexible, didn't ya know?
• Bob Saget (of Full House fame) dies in his sleep. COVID vaccination not suspected even in Betty White and Sidney Poitier deaths.
• 60,000 fired as China cracks down on tech startups preying on students/parents
• The much-maligned inventor of mRNA vaccines, Dr Malone, warns against them
• Russian troops avert (foreign-inspired) coup in Kazakhstan
• Modi govt to allow import of US GMO pork. The globalist stooge has already ruined eggs and chicken by allowing imports of US GMO soy feed. He has let BT cottonseed be blended with vegetable oil and cattlefeed. Mass‑poisoning of Indians (in addition to COVID and environmental degradation a.k.a. ‘development’) underway!
• Retired SC judge to probe Modi's bruised ego
• Modi health minister approving (‘emergency use’) all kinds of foreign snake oil (Merck's ‘COVID pill’) for treating COVID, even going against ICMR advice

  “We have to remember that this drug has major safety concerns. It can cause teratogenicity, mutagenicity... cartilage damage and can also be damaging to muscles. Contraception will have to be done for three months for male and female if this drug is given because the child born could [have problems] due to teratogenic influence… We have concerns about the drug and its use during lactation, in children, soft-tissue injuries, reproductive age group,”…

  “Drug companies are aggressively marketing the drug with blatant lies and tall, unsubstantiated claims [such as] reduction of post-COVID-19 anxiety, depression and fatigue but without a word on potential risks.”…

• Dr. Faucinator lied under oath in testimony about gain-of-function studies sponsored in China and covered up Wuhan lab-leak as well

India

• Russians and Americans pull out from Indian Coast Guard helicopter race! Modi once again skews a defence contract. Foreigners know the outcome of Indian elections before Indians do.
• Retired SC judge to probe Modi's bruised ego
• Modi govt to allow import of US GMO pork. The traitor has already ruined eggs and chicken by allowing imports of US GMO soy feed. He has let BT cottonseed be blended with vegetable oil and cattlefeed. Mass‑poisoning of Indians (in addition to COVID and environmental degradation a.k.a. ‘development’) underway!
• Modi health minister approving (‘emergency use’) all kinds of foreign snake oil (Merck's ‘COVID pill’) for treating COVID, even going against ICMR advice

  “We have to remember that this drug has major safety concerns. It can cause teratogenicity, mutagenicity... cartilage damage and can also be damaging to muscles. Contraception will have to be done for three months for male and female if this drug is given because the child born could [have problems] due to teratogenic influence… We have concerns about the drug and its use during lactation, in children, soft-tissue injuries, reproductive age group,”…

  “Drug companies are aggressively marketing the drug with blatant lies and tall, unsubstantiated claims [such as] reduction of post-COVID-19 anxiety, depression and fatigue but without a word on potential risks.”…

USA

• Central bank doofus says inflation fire caused by COVID lockdown and vaccine mandate can be doused with rising interest rates! Good luck, moron!
• Grocery store shelves across America become conspiracy theories
• California & Connecticut let ‘asymptomatic’ COVID-positive nurses to come back after vaccine mandate leaves hospitals without adequate staff. Globalist shyence is flexible, didn't ya know?
• Bob Saget (of Full House fame) dies in his sleep. COVID vaccination not suspected even in Betty White and Sidney Poitier deaths.
• Dr. Faucinator lied under oath in testimony about gain-of-function studies sponsored in China
• US Marine Corps knew about effectiveness of the generic (patents-free) ivermectin but went ahead with COVID vaccine mandate anyway

World

• 60,000 fired as China cracks down on tech startups preying on students/parents
• Russian troops avert (foreign-inspired) coup in Kazakhstan

Finance

• Former PWC employee and now FM Nirmala Sitharaman lets Vodafone-Idea convert pending dues into equity! Stakes of existing shareholders get diluted.
• Indonesian coal supply concerns ease

Science & Technology

• 32-feet aquatic reptilian fossil with 6-foot skull found in Britain
• The much-maligned inventor of mRNA vaccines, Dr Malone, warns against them

Comic Relief

• Lockdown and mandate supporter All Over Climate tests COVID-positive (despite three vaccine shots) after breaking Burismaiden mandate in free Florida
• CNNLOL, the leader in fake news, sinks to new low

Created: 11 January 2022 | Updated: 12 January 2022

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