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• Would it be all right if citizens tapped the minister?
  TN ministers are imitating the CM.

  Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger

  A video of DMK leader Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred his action.

  • The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek.
  • There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects.
  • Ticket inspector was getting closer and Stalin did not have a ticket.
  • Nobody gave Stalin a seat.
  • Stalin missed his stop because this guy was blocking the window.
  • Stalin ran out of ideas on how to steal the limelight from Jayalalitha, who had come out of jail just in time for the Metro inauguration.
  • Stalin wanted to show small-time opposition leader Capt. Vijayakanth the proper way of slapping party workers.
  • Stalin wanted to take a selfie with ordinary passengers and this guy was hogging the frame.
  • Actualy, the guy stepped on Stalin's toe.
  • It was all a conspiracy by Jayalalitha and Jaya TV.

• Burismaiden offers American weapons to killer prince of Saudi Arabia to commit genocide against fellow Muslims
  Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib wholeheartedly support this move, I guess. It is bad only if Russia is doing it against Whites.
• EPS and OPS expell each other and appoint themselves as AIADMK general secretary
  
• FBI & MI5 are pretending to be concerned about China and China is pretending to be annoyed with the West
  

  They did not stop the CIA and CDC from colluding with China CDC and biolabs to release the COVID-19 virus. China is under lockdown to save the West from economic collapse.

  UPDATE: FBI has let it be known that they have not been asleep at their post. Not that Dr. Faucist is at risk of being hauled to jail in chains.

• If COVID cases are increasing, then you are proving that the vaccines are useless!
  If vaccinated people are getting infected, then does that mean the vaccines are performing the same role as infected bats?
• A scar? Abenomics has damaged the Japanese economy so much that his assassination, even some years ago, would not have saved it
  The Japanese central bank, like its EU and US counterpart, owns much of the financial markets. It is now a matter of who will collapse first — USA, EU or Japan. All have committed the same sin. They have also cross-invested in each others' currencies and debt instruments including junk bonds and toxic derivatives.
• Slimy leftists running Twitter included suspended accounts in the number of ‘monetizable daily active users’ in SEC filings and to prospective owner Musk
  Twitter is a proxy run for shy Western intel agencies. It also provides generous retirement plans for shy intel agents. This cannot be done without fudging the numbers. Making false claims to employees (who were given stock options), investors, advertisers, shareholders, and regulatory agencies is a serious crime. An SEC investigation, FTC (racketeering) investigation and several class-action suits are due.

  “Although Twitter has not yet provided complete information to Mr. Musk that would enable him to do a complete and comprehensive review of spam and fake accounts on Twitter’s platform, he has been able to partially and preliminarily analyze the accuracy of Twitter’s disclosure regarding its mDAU. While this analysis remains ongoing, all indications suggest that several of Twitter’s public disclosures regarding its mDAUs are either false or materially misleading,” the letter reads.

  …

  “Mr. Musk requested on June 17 a variety of board materials, including a working, bottoms-up financial model for 2022, a budget for 2022, an updated draft plan or budget, and a working copy of Goldman Sachs’ valuation model underlying its fairness opinion. Twitter has provided only a pdf copy of Goldman Sachs’ final Board presentation,” the letter reads.

• India has $600 billion in forex reserves? Our external debt is also at $600 billion!
  India's economy can be choked to death in instant. The foreign stooges running the RBI have ensured that India's commercial borrowings are always ahead of India's forex reserves. The globalists do not want to India to assert itself or be free of international bankers. When there is so much external debt and when one dollar buys 80 rupees, it would be suicidal to 'internationalize' the Indian rupee. The West does not take it kindly when someone tries to threaten their control of international finance.
• #IToldYouSo! Just like I predicted, FBI unleashed one of its shooters and attacked Amerika… on its Independence Day!
  This is not enough. Taking my net connection offline on the day is not enough. The Texas school shooting had better impact. Burismaiden's poll numbers have slipped below 20. Maybe the CIA and DoD can arrange another 9/11-like attack. Otherwise, it will be clear to everyone that Dumbocrats stole the midterms.
• Governments should not be empowered to take down content without a court order
  Bureaucrats are bypassing the judiciary. The government should find some other way of banning Facebook and Twitter.
• Should AMD be allowed to invest $35 billion in China to acquire Xilinx?
  The Communists will be getting the money and the technology.
• World's only superpower uses a two-decades-old Windows Server software to publishes its SPR inventory status
  It does not even have an SSL certificate. The server is running on IIS 6 and Windows Server 2003. The page was created 17 years ago using Microsoft Frontpage. Workers at the Department of Energy save the reserves status on an XL sheet. This XL or its image form is regularly uploaded to the server. The numbers are published as an image (not as text), ostensibly to foil web scrapers. Still, it should be possible to hack this server and cause turmoil in the oil markets.
• Not a problem! Foreign hordes should leave India!
  RBI should make it a 6-month investment and repatriation delay for FIIs/FPIs. Because it is so easy to invest and withdraw funds, Indian stocks fall or rise in tandem with American stocks. American stocks should pay the price of the stupidity of their leaders. Why should Indian investors suffer because American economy is tanking? The herd-like mentality and index-focused investment practices of FIIs/FPIs is distorting the Indian markets.
• US and EU weapons cross over Ukraine's western border without any problem but grain cannot leave in the opposite direction? Some logic!
  Ukraine had mined the waters around the ports to prevent Russian Navy from invading. Ukraine is justified in this but has said that it will not export grain unless it has security guarantees. Western media has completely covered that up and has instead put out fake news that the Russians are the ones who are blocking exports from the ports in Odessa. The Russians recently gained control of Mariupol (Sea of Azov) and Berdyansk ports. Subsequently, Russia's foreign minister Lavrov held discussions with his Turkish counterpart and now Turkish ships are exporting grain under Russian naval escort in sea lanes that have been demined. According to the Russian defence ministry, Kiev has prevented "70 foreign vessels from 16 countries" leaving from "six Ukrainian ports". Insurance companies would have sued Kiev if they mined the waters and also let the ships to leave. This will not prevent Russia from taking over Odessa. It only delays them. After that, the Black Sea will become a Russian lake.
• After Germany takes over Gazprom Germania and its LNG tankers, Russia moves to reorganize ownership of Sakhalin-2 LNG project
  Why do Shell, Mitsui and Mitsubishi still holding on to their stakes in the project? Don't they know that Putin is a killer? Just like Renault, woke companies from Goof-7 countries should voluntarily give up their stakes to their Russian partners for a token one rouble and say goodbye. After the seizure of Russia forex reserves, CNOOC, PetroChina and other big Chinese companies are exiting their investments in the US and Europe and are diverting their funds in Russian oil and gas assets. Similarly, ONGC Videsh and Indian OMCs should take over the remaining 50% stake at a substantial discount. India can sell the dividend gas (owner's share of gas extracted) to Europe and Japan because the sales will not increase Russia's coffers. ONGC can also sell its dividend gas from Sakhalin-1 to the 'unfriendly countries' in Europe as it is also not covered by their sanctions.
• Considering how accurate Space Turtle Yellen's prediction about inflation has been, was it prudent to put so much faith in her bright idea of placing a celing on Russian oil price?
  This article has the funniest cartoon ever!

India 🇮🇳 ⇧

• The mandatory vaccinations will fix that problem
  
• Whatever the crime, nobody should be jailed for more than say 12 years — Multi-decade sentences allow corrupt officials to cover up their crimes
  The idea of putting away someone for life is inhumane. The chief consideration in sentencing someone should be that the person may have been really innocent and was wrongly convicted.
• Places of worship are not tourist sites — The right to enter a temple or a mosque should be based on tradition
  
• If a woman cannot be forced to marry someone, then you cannot force a man to marry someone
  
• If COVID cases are increasing, then you are proving that the vaccines are useless!
  If vaccinated people are getting infected, then does that mean the vaccines are performing the same role as infected bats?
• Governments should not be empowered to take down content without a court order
  Bureaucrats are bypassing the judiciary. The government should find some other way of banning Facebook and Twitter.
• Heritage structures of Royapuram railway station should be preserved as a testament to the service and sacrifices of Indian railway workers
  
• Prediction: Government by fake Sena leader in Maharashtra will not last
  Unless they give every MLA a lucrative post.

World 🗺 ⇧

• World's most peaceful dictator plans to commit genocide, crimes against humanity, shelling civilians… same things he accused Russian military of!
  
• BoJo should get rid of political climbers like the ones that resigned
  
• US and EU weapons cross over Ukraine's western border without any problem but grain cannot leave in the opposite direction? Some logic!
  Ukraine had mined the waters around the ports to prevent Russian Navy from invading. Ukraine is justified in this but has said that it will not export grain unless it has security guarantees. Western media has completely covered that up and has instead put out fake news that the Russians are the ones who are blocking exports from the ports in Odessa. The Russians recently gained control of Mariupol (Sea of Azov) and Berdyansk ports. Subsequently, Russia's foreign minister Lavrov held discussions with his Turkish counterpart and now Turkish ships are exporting grain under Russian naval escort in sea lanes that have been demined. According to the Russian defence ministry, Kiev has prevented "70 foreign vessels from 16 countries" leaving from "six Ukrainian ports". Insurance companies would have sued Kiev if they mined the waters and also let the ships to leave. This will not prevent Russia from taking over Odessa. It only delays them. After that, the Black Sea will become a Russian lake.
• Unless EU wants to dig its own mines and build its own factories, this is just rhetoric
  

Finance 💰 ⇧

• Germany should restart Nord Stream 2 — Turbine returning from Canada will likely explode and destroy Gazprom terminal
  Canucks wants to Europe to buy its LNG instead of Russian piped NG.
• MRPL could not export oil? Not a problem!
  Reliance starved its domestic dealer network and exported oil to foreign countries. It was not as if MRPL is stuck with unsold inventory.
• World's most peaceful dictator forces oligarch to part with TV company affecting 4000 employees
  New law prevents oligarchs from financing political parties. George Soros or foreign aid agencies are not prohibited.
• French president Macron as FM helped Uber destroy taxi competitors with illegal tactics
  Uber also has a data kill switch to protect itself from government raids.
• FBI & MI5 are pretending to be concerned about China and China is pretending to be annoyed with the West
  

  They did not stop the CIA and CDC from colluding with China CDC and biolabs to release the COVID-19 virus. China is under lockdown to save the West from economic collapse.

  UPDATE: FBI has let it be known that they have not been asleep at their post. Not that Dr. Faucist is at risk of being hauled to jail in chains.

• Restart the stalled Nord Stream 2 — USA will not help your citizens when they freeze to death
  
• A scar? Abenomics has damaged the Japanese economy so much that his assassination, even some years ago, would not have saved it
  The Japanese central bank, like its EU and US counterpart, owns much of the financial markets. It is now a matter of who will collapse first — USA, EU or Japan. All have committed the same sin. They have also cross-invested in each others' currencies and debt instruments including junk bonds and toxic derivatives.
• Edible oil producers will cut supplies, you moron!
  Idiotic Socialist tricks will only result in tears. Find some foreign exporter (in NovoRussia or Russia) and destroy greedy local operators.
• Slimy leftists running Twitter included suspended accounts in the number of ‘monetizable daily active users’ in SEC filings and to prospective owner Musk
  Twitter is a proxy run for shy Western intel agencies. It also provides generous retirement plans for shy intel agents. This cannot be done without fudging the numbers. Making false claims to employees (who were given stock options), investors, advertisers, shareholders, and regulatory agencies is a serious crime. An SEC investigation, FTC (racketeering) investigation and several class-action suits are due.

  “Although Twitter has not yet provided complete information to Mr. Musk that would enable him to do a complete and comprehensive review of spam and fake accounts on Twitter’s platform, he has been able to partially and preliminarily analyze the accuracy of Twitter’s disclosure regarding its mDAU. While this analysis remains ongoing, all indications suggest that several of Twitter’s public disclosures regarding its mDAUs are either false or materially misleading,” the letter reads.

  …

  “Mr. Musk requested on June 17 a variety of board materials, including a working, bottoms-up financial model for 2022, a budget for 2022, an updated draft plan or budget, and a working copy of Goldman Sachs’ valuation model underlying its fairness opinion. Twitter has provided only a pdf copy of Goldman Sachs’ final Board presentation,” the letter reads.

• If you have friends like these, you don't need enemies?
  The Gazprom equipment that Seimens sent to Canada was made in Canada? Then, why did Canada seize the equipment under anti-Russia sanctions? Don't they know hundreds of billions of euros worth of German industries are at risk of coming to a standstill? Maybe Canada, under pressure from their shale oil producers, is doing this to create new markets for their product?
• Avoiding Indian taxes seems rampant with all Chinese comanies — All further investments from China should be blocked until their government provides an undertaking to extradite Chinese nationals accused of breaking the law
  
• India has $600 billion in forex reserves? Our external debt is also at $600 billion!
  India's economy can be choked to death in instant. The foreign stooges running the RBI have ensured that India's commercial borrowings are always ahead of India's forex reserves. The globalists do not want to India to assert itself or be free of international bankers. When there is so much external debt and when one dollar buys 80 rupees, it would be suicidal to 'internationalize' the Indian rupee. The West does not take it kindly when someone tries to threaten their control of international finance.
• As if Amazon's Indian management has been any better
  
• Trying to dare Saudis to increase its oil output with writeups?
  It is true that in the beginning, the Saudis could stick a pipe in the ground and it would spout with oil. Those days maybe over but Saudi Arabia will remain an OPEC leader for decades to come. So, stop shedding your crocodile tears.
• #EndCancelCulture! Restart Nord Stream 2 and put the economy back in order
  Play nice with Russia. Stop virtue signalling. There is no public support for your stupid sanctions.
• Govt should exempt export duty hike on oil exports to Asian and African countries
  Reliance should be punished for diverting oil from its domestic dealer network and preferring exporting to US and Europe. All Indian refineries should increase imports of crude from Russia and supply distillate markets in Asia and Africa.
• Not a problem! Foreign hordes should leave India!
  RBI should make it a 6-month investment and repatriation delay for FIIs/FPIs. Because it is so easy to invest and withdraw funds, Indian stocks fall or rise in tandem with American stocks. American stocks should pay the price of the stupidity of their leaders. Why should Indian investors suffer because American economy is tanking? The herd-like mentality and index-focused investment practices of FIIs/FPIs is distorting the Indian markets.
• After Germany takes over Gazprom Germania and its LNG tankers, Russia moves to reorganize ownership of Sakhalin-2 LNG project
  Why do Shell, Mitsui and Mitsubishi still holding on to their stakes in the project? Don't they know that Putin is a killer? Just like Renault, woke companies from Goof-7 countries should voluntarily give up their stakes to their Russian partners for a token one rouble and say goodbye. After the seizure of Russia forex reserves, CNOOC, PetroChina and other big Chinese companies are exiting their investments in the US and Europe and are diverting their funds in Russian oil and gas assets. Similarly, ONGC Videsh and Indian OMCs should take over the remaining 50% stake at a substantial discount. India can sell the dividend gas (owner's share of gas extracted) to Europe and Japan because the sales will not increase Russia's coffers. ONGC can also sell its dividend gas from Sakhalin-1 to the 'unfriendly countries' in Europe as it is also not covered by their sanctions.
• Cronyism Alert: DoT cannot auction spectrum to telcos at high prices and then give it away for influential tech companies
  Mobile phone users are being discriminated in favour of tech companies.

Computers/Internet 💻 ⇧

• If men can have periods, then gas and nuclear are green
  Science is a social construct.
• Should AMD be allowed to invest $35 billion in China to acquire Xilinx?
  The Communists will be getting the money and the technology.
• India should cancel the import of 200 K-226T utility helicopters from Russia and instead make the indigenous Light Utility Helicopter
  
• MSDN deleted the beloved blogs collective and now hosts comments spam and links to its developers' blogs hosted outside Microsoft.com
  What happens when the developers abandon their blogs and their expired domains start hosting spam, malware or worse. Never forget what Microsoft did to Michael Kaplan.
• World's only superpower uses a two-decades-old Windows Server software to publishes its SPR inventory status
  It does not even have an SSL certificate. The server is running on IIS 6 and Windows Server 2003. The page was created 17 years ago using Microsoft Frontpage. Workers at the Department of Energy save the reserves status on an XL sheet. This XL or its image form is regularly uploaded to the server. The numbers are published as an image (not as text), ostensibly to foil web scrapers. Still, it should be possible to hack this server and cause turmoil in the oil markets.
• Cancel culture forces Germans to return to coal and wood-burning stoves
  
• Spying on users is a valid reason for ban on Tik Tok… and Google… and Apple
  

USA 🇺🇸 ⇧

• Burismaiden boasts of low fuel prices while depleting strategic reserves like crazy!
  
• Can telecom companies be sued for online scams?
  
• If Obama can order the assassination of American citizen Anwar Al-Awlaki and his 16-year-old son, then it is all right for MBS to kill someone from his country!
  
• Burismaiden offers American weapons to killer prince of Saudi Arabia to commit genocide against fellow Muslims
  Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib wholeheartedly support this move, I guess. It is bad only if Russia is doing it against Whites.
• When Burismaiden cannot even read a teleprompter, how is going to hold a conference with three countries?
  
• The kin of a 9/11 insider is not going to lose an election!
  
• This should be a lesson to all pigs!
  
• #IToldYouSo! Just like I predicted, FBI unleashed one of its shooters and attacked Amerika… on its Independence Day!
  This is not enough. Taking my net connection offline on the day is not enough. The Texas school shooting had better impact. Burismaiden's poll numbers have slipped below 20. Maybe the CIA and DoD can arrange another 9/11-like attack. Otherwise, it will be clear to everyone that Dumbocrats stole the midterms.
• It would have done wonders to mid-term elections
  Dumbocrats will have to steal double the votes.
• If everyone in her party had to give three years of social media history, they wouldn't be able to buy a postage stamp!
  The right bear arms is a constitutional right for all Americans. It cannot be abridged by states. This does not means federal laws trump state law. Laws are different from constitutional rights.
• Don Lemon should be the face of new CNN
  
• Clear evidence that the cross-border fentanyl smuggling is state-supported
  It has killed hundreds of thousands of Americans last year — more than COVID.
• UNESCO steals Rusian dish borscht and gives it to Ukraine
  
• Closing the barn door after the horses have bolted
  Russians will re-engineer these anti-tank and anti-aircraft missiles and will develop electronic counter-measures against them.
• So, she was right about the three branches of government!
  
• How many Facebook employees liked this story?
  

Comic Relief 🤣 ⇧

• Would it be all right if citizens tapped the minister?
  TN ministers are imitating the CM.

  Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger

  A video of DMK leader Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred his action.

  • The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek.
  • There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects.
  • Ticket inspector was getting closer and Stalin did not have a ticket.
  • Nobody gave Stalin a seat.
  • Stalin missed his stop because this guy was blocking the window.
  • Stalin ran out of ideas on how to steal the limelight from Jayalalitha, who had come out of jail just in time for the Metro inauguration.
  • Stalin wanted to show small-time opposition leader Capt. Vijayakanth the proper way of slapping party workers.
  • Stalin wanted to take a selfie with ordinary passengers and this guy was hogging the frame.
  • Actualy, the guy stepped on Stalin's toe.
  • It was all a conspiracy by Jayalalitha and Jaya TV.

• EPS and OPS expell each other and appoint themselves as AIADMK general secretary
  
• US fast-food chain's 100% tuna contains 0% tuna, lawsuit claims
  
• They should nail their nut sack to the ground like the anti-Putin ‘critic’ sponsored by the West
  
• Bette Midler must be cancelled — She makes transformers feel unsafe!
  
• Alfred Neuman impersonator and transportation secretary Buttchick PREVENTS REPAIR of second-largest LNG plant that caught fire
  The plant operator has 90 days to get a report from a safety inspection company. The plant can be repaired only after the report is completed and DoT gives a go-ahead for repair operations. This was all done in the name of public safety!
• Have you seen this woman?
  
• Considering how accurate Space Turtle Yellen's prediction about inflation has been, was it prudent to put so much faith in her bright idea of placing a celing on Russian oil price?
  This article has the funniest cartoon ever!
• ‘Just Stop Oil’ activists who glued themselves to a museum painting used glue, footwear and clothing made from crude oil!
  

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Created: 1 July, 2022 | Updated: 14 July, 2022