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• Navjot Sidhu, to borrow one of his Sidhuisms, is a one-legged man in a bum-kicking competition
  More Sidhuisms:
  • Age has been a perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
  • Even a dog can take on a crocodile on the land but the real test is to win when the croc is in the water.
  • It is a bad omen if the jackal is licking the lambs.
  • It will be like going to the zoo and watching the turtles race.
  • Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
  • The whistle does not pull the train.
  • You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
  • Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
  • Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn.
  • Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide.
  • Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
  • You cannot make omelett without breaking the eggs.
  • The cat with gloves catches no mice.
  • The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
  • Beauty bewitches both the holder and the beholder.
• After America's ignominious exit, Chinese mining companies dig in Afghanistan
  
• #IToldYouSo — BJP is in cahoots with CPM!!!
  Contrary to the pretensions of their Kerala unit.
• What about Microsoft's bribery schemes in North America, Europe and Asia?
  Every time some country decides to go open source, Bill Gates would pay a visit and meet some political leaders. After he leaves, the country would go back to wasting a tonne of taxpayer's money on Microsoft Windows and Office licenses.
• India should continue its non-aligned foreign policy
  India should not be tricked into opposing China or Russia to earn some useless brownie points from the West. At the same time, India should reaffirm its traditional role as an unbiased peacemaker by not openly supporting or opposing Russia's military misadventure.
• Chief Moron of Andhra crosses the limit on the number of capitals a state can have and then blames the judiciary for stopping him!
  
• Is the US justified in faulting India for overshooting its WTO rice-export limits?
  India's exports stabilized global prices and helped limit food inflation even in the US.
• Attack by Delhi Police (run by central government) on protesting Congress MPs shows BJP and CPM are in cahoots to go ahead with the Silverline project
  Congress leader Satheesan says Communists have come up with an intentionally downsized project cost without doing any kind of technical assessment or land surveys. Instead of India's broad guage (1.6 metre), Japan's old and tiny standard guage (1 metre) tracks are going to be used in the project.
• ‘Russia Sanctions’ is code for ‘Western Perestroika/Glasnost’
  
• Trump sues Hillary Clinton over Russia Collusion Conspiracy Theory
  

India 🇮🇳 ⇧

• #IToldYouSo — BJP is in cahoots with CPM!!!
  Contrary to the pretensions of their Kerala unit.
• Chief Moron of Andhra crosses the limit on the number of capitals a state can have and then blames the judiciary for stopping him!
  
• Attack by Delhi Police (run by central government) on protesting Congress MPs shows BJP and CPM are in cahoots to go ahead with the Silverline project
  Congress leader Satheesan says Communists have come up with an intentionally downsized project cost without doing any kind of technical assessment or land surveys. Instead of India's broad guage (1.6 metre), Japan's old and tiny standard guage (1 metre) tracks are going to be used in the project.

World 🗺 ⇧

• India should continue its non-aligned foreign policy
  India should not be tricked into opposing China or Russia to earn some useless brownie points from the West. At the same time, India should reaffirm its traditional role as an unbiased peacemaker by not openly supporting or opposing Russia's military misadventure.

Finance 💰 ⇧

• After America's ignominious exit, Chinese mining companies dig in Afghanistan
  
• China grounds entire fleet of Boeing‑made civilian‑use flying turkeys
  
• Is the US justified in faulting India for overshooting its WTO rice-export limits?
  India's exports stabilized global prices and helped limit food inflation even in the US.
• ‘Russia Sanctions’ is code for ‘Western Perestroika/Glasnost’
  

Computers/Internet 💻 ⇧

• Maybe Microsoft is not fixing serious flaws in its software so that three-letter agencies can hack into computers
  Not just foreign computers but also American ones too.
• What about Microsoft's bribery schemes in North America, Europe and Asia?
  Every time some country decides to go open source, Bill Gates would pay a visit and meet some political leaders. After he leaves, the country would go back to wasting a tonne of taxpayer's money on Microsoft Windows and Office licenses.
• There is no honour among IP thieves
  

USA 🇺🇸 ⇧

• CamelHeHaw is being sabotaged by someone within her team
  
• Trump sues Hillary Clinton over Russia Collusion Conspiracy Theory
  

Comic Relief 🤣 ⇧

• Navjot Sidhu, to borrow one of his Sidhuisms, is a one-legged man in a bum-kicking competition
  More Sidhuisms:
  • Age has been a perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
  • Even a dog can take on a crocodile on the land but the real test is to win when the croc is in the water.
  • It is a bad omen if the jackal is licking the lambs.
  • It will be like going to the zoo and watching the turtles race.
  • Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
  • The whistle does not pull the train.
  • You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
  • Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
  • Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn.
  • Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide.
  • Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
  • You cannot make omelett without breaking the eggs.
  • The cat with gloves catches no mice.
  • The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
  • Beauty bewitches both the holder and the beholder.

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Created: 25 March, 2022 | Updated: 26 March, 2022